Please choose one of the following exclamations: [place exclamation here], you want a print of something from my collection! I'm...uh, I don't know what to say.

I do. Charge 'em pantloads of cash.

No no no. That'll chase them away. Besides, photolabs charge stupid amounts of cash anyways. If someone wants a print of a photograph, this is what they do:

  1. Figure out what photos are absofvcking gorgeous, and settle on a few. Every picture is indexed by the filename, something like "b12.jpg" or "d34.jpg" which will appear in the address when you click on the thumbnail to see the picture large.
  2. Figure out what size you'd like it to be. Some typical sizes are here in this table, with prices (in Can$):
    Colour B & W
    3"x4"$1.00$1.00
    6"x8"$5.00$6.00
    8"x10"$9.00$10.00
  3. Get a calculator and figure out how much that is in US$, and remember the exchange rate is something like 1/1.35 or 0.74 Americents to the Can$.
  4. Add 148 Americents so I can get some stamps and an envelope, or 2 CanDols.
  5. Mail it to me, money substitutes payable to "Moses Moore," and a good address to try would be:
    Moses, c/o Free Flow Dance Co.
    50 Noble Street, Toronto, Ontario.
    M6K 2C9 Canada
    You have a terribly rare chance of succeeding with any other ones, since I don't know where I'm living come September. Remember to enclose where you want me to send it back to you.
  6. Go do something else while you wait. Read a book, go out to a few clubs, but please don't settle down and get married.
Worst case should be that the letter takes a week to get to the dance company, a day to get to me, I get hit by a car on my bike, three days for the b/w lab to make the print, Cuba decides to launch it's missles, a week to get to you. You have my email address, so you can harass me while you wait.
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"I estimate it will cost you, seven hundred of your American dollars." -Goldeneye